what i’ve taken away from season 1 of Stranger Things:
1. don’t go anywhere alone
2. also don’t leave anyone you like alone ever
3. actually just travel in groups for the rest of your life
4. if you have a telekinetic friend pls take care of them and don’t let them do too much without a break they are very special and need your loving care and attention
5. it’s called cleidocranial dysplasia
6. fuck you, steve
