royal milk tea — i ship you with michael, i think you'd be really...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

sidneyclarke asked:

i ship you with michael, i think you'd be really cute together :)

ahhh thank youuu!<3333

Ship: Luke

Best friend: Michael

Cuddle buddy: Calum

Has a crush on you: Ashton

Ship name: Cuke!

Blurb w/ ship: okay so you two would go to a chelsea vs man united at stamford bridge and at half time it would be 0-0 and luke would say “whoever wins gets a tenner from the other” and you’d agree and the players would come one again and it would be 0-0 up until the last minute when Oscar (bae) for chelsea would score and chelsea would win so luke would pretend sulk and give you a tenner but he would cheer up when you kiss his cheek and mention nandos!

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